Thought for the Day

Here is yourr Thought for the Day:
Heavy petting has nothing to do with an over-weight dog.

Revenge on Telemarketers

Last night during dinner, the boy informs us that he has been torturing telemarketers when they call. Here are a couple of examples he provided:
Boy: Hello?
TM: Hi, is your mother there?
Boy: Yes. (he hangs up)

Boy: Hello, I'd like to buy a vacuum cleaner.
TM: (long pause) Um, we don't sell vacuum cleaners.
Boy: Ok, thanks (he hangs up).

Although we did caution him not to be rude or mean, we did laugh our butts off. I just hope he doesn't answer the phone when Ed McMahon calls to tell me I've won millions.

Stupid Hair

Last night, the Boy was directed to take a much needed shower. Anyone with a pre-teen boy knows they often smell as if they have rolled in a dumpster. I went to check on him and his hair was completely dry as he exited the shower. It went something like this:
Me: Son, your hair is dry. Did you wash it?
Boy: (Touching his hair in disbelief) What? Man, this stupid hair!

Yes, he actually blamed his hair for not getting washed. Maybe I can use this in my own life. Man, this stupid car is dirty again.
I can't believe my stomach is empty again, I just ate 2 days ago!
Where did all the money in my bank account go? That stupid bank account!