Stupid Hair

Last night, the Boy was directed to take a much needed shower. Anyone with a pre-teen boy knows they often smell as if they have rolled in a dumpster. I went to check on him and his hair was completely dry as he exited the shower. It went something like this:
Me: Son, your hair is dry. Did you wash it?
Boy: (Touching his hair in disbelief) What? Man, this stupid hair!

Yes, he actually blamed his hair for not getting washed. Maybe I can use this in my own life. Man, this stupid car is dirty again.
I can't believe my stomach is empty again, I just ate 2 days ago!
Where did all the money in my bank account go? That stupid bank account!