Brotherly love

I had been cleaning out our spare room for guests when I stumbled on some of the Girl's notebooks. I decided to look thru them to see if they could be kept or were full and should be thrown away. Here is what I found written in one notebook, each entry written so large as to take up an entire page;
Page 1: [My brother] is a fat lard
Page 2: [My brother] is fat
Page 3: [My brother] is a lard

Must have been one of those days, when the Boy was pushing his luck and his sister's buttons.