Doggie IQ test

I took the Girl to the library yesterday to get some books for summer reading. One of the books she selected was How smart is your dog? The book details some types of ways to test your dog's intelligence. The Girl administered these tests to our labradoodle, and I am sorry to report she did not fair well. I'm not saying the dog is dumb, but if brains were trains hers would take a week to go from Chicago to Detroit.