The Girl entertains

Lately, the Girl has entertained us with her funny views on life. One incident...
The Girl: Hey, what does udaliddy mean?
The Wife: Udaliddy, where did you see that?
The Girl: That sign back there. It said Udaliddy work ahaed.
The Wife: (laughing) No sweetie, that utility work ahead.

She has also been very sharp-witted with her brother. He tries his best to burn her with cutting remarks, puns, and jokes. Lately however, she has been getting the best of him, causing him to grunt and walk away frustrated. You can't verbally joust with a female and expect to win.