New game show

Here's an idea for a new game show , it's called Shoulda Woulda Coulda. It goes something like this... Host: No I'm sorry, pork is NOT the capital of Kentucky. You shoulda said Lexington, you woulda got the answer right, and you coulda won $10,000. Instead,, my lovely assistant Steve will fill your underpants with sausages and place you in a fenced yard with 10 hungry pitbulls. Better luck next time. Steve, who's our next contestant? I wonder how much liability insurance I will need.

Geography trouble

During dinner one evening, I was commenting that I would like to learn Spanish for our next trip to Mexico.
The Girl: Why don't you just move there? All you have to do is go to Florida and cross the border.
Me: Florida?
The Girl: OK, Alabama, no,Oklahoma then?
She won't be winning any geography bees anytime soon.

Super Hilarious

I believe Youtube to be one of the greatest benefits to arise from the Internet, thank you Al Gore for inventing it (chortle chortle). Any fan of superheroes MUST check this out - search on marvel dc parody on Youtube. These are parodies of the mac and pc commercials and they are hysterical. This guy has way too much time on his hands. Viva la Youtube!

Egg-splosion!

Saturday morning, The Girl was cooking 2 fried eggs for The Wife. This is not one of my specialities, but the Girl seems to know what she is doing. I thought the eggs were done cooking and said so. Here was the response: The Girl: Dad, trust me, I know what I am doing (shaking a spatula in my face). Just as she turned back to tend to the eggs, one of the yolks exploded, sending egg parts all over the kitchen including her hair. I've heard of putting mayonaise in your hair...