Houston, we have a problem...

The girl loves to play inside of boxes of all sizes. This morning she was playing in a box just big enough to hold her if she crossed her legs. She had the top closed and was pretending to be an astronaut. All of a sudden, she exploded out of the top of the box and proclaimed, "I just farted and it smells like sausages. Do you have an air freshener?" I wonder how NASA deals with flatulence.

Word of the day

Today's word is - Cretin, promounced kree-tin. It means someone of below normal intelligence or a person suffering from idiocy. Here it is in a sentence: My brother-in-law is a cretin. Kiddies, please feel free to use this in your everyday language. The best part of using big words is this; those who know what they mean will laugh, and those who don't will pretend that they do.

Betsy Ross

The Girl had to do an oral report on an historical figure; she chose Betsy Ross. When we asked her how she did, her response was, "I don't know, but I was cute."

Later, during dinner, she informed us, "I farted and it smells like cheese." We're training her for the Miss America pageant.