Clothes horse

The girl tells me that she needs more shorts - she just doesn't have enough. We have just got a bunch of clothes from various friends so I go and look in her closet. I counted 13 pairs of shorts, NOT including her soccer shorts or her skorts or her capri's.

Mom: I am not buying any more summer clothes for you. there are plenty here.

Girl: What? some of these are yuck, I need more denim shorts. ( huffy breath)

Mom: You clearly need a job to support your clothes habit.

Girl: I am eleven! Hello! I can't get a job!

Mom: Well you better find something I can't afford you.

Girl: I am not getting a stupid job so meh!

Meh, I agree. But maybe she can sweet talk one of her relatives to take her shopping. (Grandma!)