My Dog Lucky

While going through her backpack, we found this classroom assignment completed by the girl:

My Dog Lucky
My dog Lucky is a collie. He is cute and very fuzzy. Lucky is red, brown, and white. Lucky is brain damaged. Before we got him when he was just a little puppy, a little boy threw him in his pool and he drownded. When people knock on the door he barks a lot. My dog Lucky is the cutest most fuzziest dog ever!

Very cute, and very disturbing at the same time. I have questions, as I am sure you all do too. Better left unasked.