Atilla's Relatives

Let me start this entry by saying I love my wife. I believe she is descended from Atilla the Hun, as are most members of her family. They all possess an intense competitive streak. She doesn't just win a board game, she crushes her opponents and then dances and sings on their mass graves. Tonight, at dinner, she was trying to lure the girl into a game of Monopoly. No one in this family will play with her, probably due to the Park Place Incident of 1993 ( it wasn't pretty, people were in the fetal position sobbing). Fortunately, the girl took my advice and declined the invitation from the spider to enter the web. I believe it's a sickness.