Food for thought

Here's a little ditty you may enjoy:

CRAYONS IN MY SOIUP


Waiter, oh waiter
There are crayons in my soup
I didn’t order this
How can I recoup?

Waiter, oh waiter
There’s a sock in my salad
Is this some kind
Of new dining-out fad?

Waiter, oh waiter
There’s a fish in my drink
You’ve pushed me too far this time
I should think

Waiter, oh waiter
There’s a bird on my truffle
I’m really mad now
My feathers are ruffled

Waiter, oh waiter
Just bring me the check
I can sum up my meal
In one word – BLECK!