Wedded bliss

I apologize for my long absence from posting. I've ben busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. The family was attending a friend's wedding recently. The kids had a hard time sitting still for the ceremony, but managed to keep it together pretty well. While we were waiting for the ceremony to end, the boy says. "If they say "I don't" do we still get to eat?" As this is his first wedding, ettiquette is not his strong suit. While waiting to be dismissed from the church, he also asked if divorces take as long as wedding do. We had a chat about what not to say at weddings on the way to the reception.