Inspiration

As a writer, I can say with great satisfaction that inspriation to write comes from many different places. The idea for the following poem came when I learned that my neice put a Lois Lane action figure in the toilet as her brother was flushing it. Despite my brother in law's valliant efforts, Ms. Lane could not be rescued from the comode. Here is the resulting poem:

LOIS LANE WENT DOWN THE DRAIN


Lois Lane went down the drain
I hope she’s not in any pain
Do you think her skirt will have a stain?
This villain must be caught and slain

Lois Lane went down the drain
I hope she doesn’t get ptomaine
Will she walk with a cane?
This villain must be insane

Lois Lane went down the drain
Will we look upon her with disdain?
Has the potty smell messed up her brain?
Will she be late for the 7:30 train?

Lois Lane went down the drain
Is she stuck in the sewer main?
This tragedy must have caused some strain
In the potty, it not easy to be vain

Lois Lane went down the drain
My attention is starting to wane
This poem is becoming inane
Who will save her – SUPERMANE!