Ork #57

The wife, the boy, and I just finished the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I know that we are somewhat behind the curve on this. I blame the wife due to her incessant need to read the books first - oh what woes literacy has wrought upon this land!. Sorry, I got carried away there. The thought occurred to me; what a thrill to be in a movie like this. But what a bummer to be Ork #57, stabbed in the head and falling to the ground 2 hrs and 47 minutes into the third movie. With all that make-up on, no one would ever know it was you. And you certainly would never get rich on such a role, as I'm sure most Orks only earned scale wages. Cool story, great scenery, just a bit too long. I think I have couch sores.