Click - no joy

Let me start this entry by saying that I love my wife more than anything. However, she has this terribly annoying habit of changing the TV channel right at a critical moment. Here's an example:

"The CIA recently declassified dosuments on UFO's..." Click.
"In a landmark decision, the President announced..." Click.
"The most inportant thing to remember when replacing a faucet is..." Click.
"I have solved the mystery of the pyramids. Their purpose is..." Click.
"OK girls, remove your cheerleading oufits and let's do some nude cheers! Yay!" Click.

You get the idea. I have to resist the urge to wrestle the remote from her handsa nd do a triumphant dance. This would seal my fate as a eunich. My mantra - "haed down, read your magazine".