Survival of the Fittest

God bless my wife. I love her more than anything. I truly believe I would lay down my life for her. Would she do the same for me? My answer came the other night during what will now be referred to as "The Bug Incident."

I went outside to get some ice cream from the fridge in the garage. On the door of the fridge was a VERY large bug, probably a daddy long legs, but I can't be sure. The following exchange occurred:
Me - Wow, look at the size of this bug, it's huge!
Wife - That's nice, don't let it in the house.
SLAM - the garage door slammed closed behind me, sealing my fate. I'm glad it wasn't a cobra or a tiger, which are not plentiful in the Midwest as it turns out. Survival of the fastest to close the door and run.