Peanut Butter

This past week, we were down South visiting the Bro-in-law and his family. All the children were gently reminding the adults not to use swear words, by saying "Peanut Butter" every time we swore. Here are some sample excerpts:
"Kiss my peanut butter!"
"Shut up peanut butter head!"
"You smell like peanut butter."
"What the peanut butter are you talking about?"

We went through a lot of peanut butter that weekend.