Another wedding

We attended another wedding recently. Again the wife made me dress up and I was over dressed again. At least I didn't have to wear a tie this time. Two funny things happened there. The first was a new wedding tradition never before seen by this writer. The bride and groom sat back to back on the dance floor and were wrapped in toilet paper. Then they broke free. The person with the most paper apparently rules the roost. I would personally draw other conclusions from this, but since this is a family friendly forum, I will keep them to myself.

Secondly, both of my children were dancing fools, but that's not the funny part. The wife was dancing with the boy. When the song ended, a young girl asked him to dance. He said "No" but his mother said "Yes he will" and shoved him into her waiting arms. To his credit he actually finished the song and treated her with kindness. It reminds me of how the wife and I met. Sorry, I'm geting misty.