End of School Blues

Son to mom: I need $60 for Cedar Point. I need $10 for DIA trip. I need $1 for Cinco De Mayo celebration in Spanish class. and I need money for the CF walk at school. After thinking about this I made up my own list: I need to be able to go out and dance and have fun without falling asleep at 1100. I need a new car with free gas. I need less work and more money. I need my metabolism from when I was 20. I need a chef, a maid, and a personal assistant. (According to the husband someone to swat cookies from my hands.) and I need Ty Pennington to do some work at my house without a shirt on. And now back to reality... I will fall asleep on the way home from the club at 9:30 I will drive home from the club in my way old mini van I work more for less money I drink lite beer and screw the metabolism I cook, clean and keep the family on track I beg my husband to do anything and keep his shirt on. Sounds like fun