Mars &Venus

OK folks, here is a rare glimpse into the male psyche, in comparison to the female psyche. Women continue wiping themselves after Number 2 until they are clean. How do I know this? I have conducted informal polls on as many as several women to confirm this theory. Men, on the other hand, will wipe themselves until they think they are clean enough. Often times this decision is based on the color underwear they are wearing at the time. For example, less wiping is required if you are wearing black underwear. It all comes out in the wash anyway. That's where they got the name for Shout, the laundry stain remover. Some poor wife was doing laundry and found serious skid marks in her hubby's undies and began shouting. It's a little known fact. We are just raised differently, vive la difference!