Queen of Curbs

My wife, God love her, has a propensity for running over and running into things with cars. Last week, we were out running errands. I had to go into one stop quickly so the family remained in the car. When I returned, all were laughing and being shushed by the Wife. My children tried to tell me what had happened, but the Wife bribed them with McDonald's - hush McMoney. It didn't take me long to figure out that the Wife ran over a curb circling the parking lot (in MY car) and then paid off the children with fast food. New front tire - $85.00 Front end alignment - $150.00 New ball joints - $300.00 14 years of wedded bliss by not yelling about running into curbs - Priceless