200 Doughnuts

The Boy and the Girl recently spent some time with their grandparents. Grandpa challenged the Boy to a foot race. My son graciously accepted, and the trash talk began... Grandpa: Wanna race? The Boy: OK, Gr: Are you sure? You know I was the fastest runner in my school. TB: Yea, that was before you ate 200 doughnuts. Gr: You have your father's sense of humor. The final report was that Grandpa won the race, but he cheated. I told him that was OK, that's the only way Grandpa can win a race.