Axe Murderer

The boy is fond of using Axe body spray deodorant after a shower, which is usually a good thing. This morning, I walked upstairs and was nearly asphyxiated by the overwhelming smell of way too much Axe. This conversation followed:
Me: Son, you are using way too much spray. Just a quick spritz under each arm is good.
Boy: No dad, the can says it's an all-over body spray, so I spray it all over.
Me: Son, I am serious. That is too much and I am gagging.
Boy: Trust me dad, I know what I'm doing.

When did I become an idiot? That is a rhetorical question people.