Things I learned in Mexico

The wife and I just got back from Mexico, what a great time we had. Many thanks to both of our mothers for watching the kids for us. Here are just of the things I learned while in Mexico:

• Never pay full price for anything.
• Many people selling things there are named "Cheapo Phillipo."
• When you pay in advance for food and drink, you try like hell to get your money's worth.
• Europeans men favor very small bathing suits, I mean seriously, I have skivvies bigger than their bathing suits!
• The only women that go topless are well past their topless years.

More to come later, stay tuned.