New meanings

As we move through life, we have experiences that must be cataloged and discussed. Sometimes, words that already exist are perfect descriptors for these new experiences. I had such an experience the other day. Here is an example:

Back splash. The old meaning is the part of the counter top that extends up the wall as a protective barrier for the wall. The new meaning; the tsunami that soaks your buttocks after you let go of a particularly large bowel movement. I believe that many of us have had this experience but were bereft of a word to capture the moment. I am happy to provide this service. As more experiences occur, you will be kept abreast.