Proud Papa

The Boy tells the following story at the dinner table today:

My teacher took me out in the hallway and asked if I had Tourette's Syndrome. I told her no, then she asked if I had any other problems I knew about. I told her no. Then she asked my why I keep shaking my head from side-to-side. I told her I needed my bangs trimmed.

We all broke into hysterical laughter at this point. The Boy does shake his head because the hair falls into his eyes and bothers him. His teacher believed he had a psychological disorder causing uncontrollable muscle tics. Moments like these make you proud to be a parent.