School's out!

Finally, we see the end of the school year. This makes me happy because; I do not have to make any more lunches, and I am not trying to pass 5th or 8th grades any more. The complexity and depth of today's homework assignments astounds me sometimes. College homework wasn't this difficult. You will all be happy to know The Wife and I have passed 5th and 8th grades for the seond time. What do we get for our efforts - $5 for every A, a pat on the back, - no. Just a sigh of relief and 8 weeks off until it starts again. Does anyone know where I can find a tutor for Calc?