The husband has been very busy with starting a new job, the kids soccer activities, and his honey do list. So I thought I would send a few updates. Mom to son: Why did you get a D on that computer project? Boy mumbles: the school frowns upon projects with violence in them, something about the inappropriateness of it... Mom: WHAT? Boy: I had a grenade explode off a trampoline in my project - it was very funny, but the school didn't like it -OK? Boy: What are you prepared to hand out on Halloween? Mom: Nothing Boy What? You need to get on the ball! Halloween is a week away. What are you waiting for?? The girl wore a combination of stripes plaids and patterns to school the other day. She has always been known to have an altered sense of fashion, but now she is getting snippy about it. Mom: You wore that to school today? Girl: You wore that to work?