Aging Gracefully

For some unknown reason, we were having a discussion on aging at the dinner table the other day. I was teasing the Boy about having to change our diapers, because we changed his - it only sees fair. He was not enjoying this topic, which only encouraged me. It finally ended this way... The Boy to me: Mom will be around to change your diapers. The Boy to the Wife: And when he dies (meaning me), I am moving to a houseboat in the Caribbean where you'll never find me. Me: Then your mom will motor up to your houseboat and say - "Hey, come help me get this wetsuit off, its making my diaper ride up." Needless to say, this imagery was too much for him to comprehend and the conversation ended will us all laughing hysterically.