Smelly Boy

For those of you that do not have a teenaged boy, let me inform you - they stink! Today, the boy was getting ready for soccer practice and asked me for air freshener. When I asked him why, he stated the smell of his shirt nearly made him puke. He then doused himself and his soccer gear with Febreze. Unfortunately, the Febreze wore off on the way to practice and we had to roll the windows down for both our sakes. You know its bad when the skunk has offended itself.