New option for 2009

We have all heard of OnStar, they can call the vehicle after the airbag has been deployed or call 911, etc. Sounds like a great idea. Well, how about this - FartStar. A sensor in the dash will detect when a nasty fart has been deployed. When the acrid air reaches 33 parts per million, the windows automatically roll down and they call the vehicle to make sure everyone is all right. This should be available by model year 2009. FartStar - saving lives one car at a time.