Lawnmower boy

The wife and I were discussing the holiday weekend plans for work around the house, when the subject of cutting the grass came up. She suggested the boy to handle this. I protested by reminding her that the last time he cut the grass he ran the tractor over the hose cutting it in several places, and ran into one of her flower beds. Then she reminded me that we had children so they could perform menial chores, freeing us up for margaritas and skinny dipping. Get on that tractor boy!