Tribute

Well, here it is. The finished product. A tribute, enjoy!

Darcy Lee Finister France

Darcy Lee Finister France
Went to work without any pants
All the women began to yell
The boss called him in and said,

"Well, it appears Mr France
That you've forgotten your pants
Look down sir, per chance
and take a glance
This will certainly affect your performance."

Mr. France looked down
And he started to frown
He wanted to run
Straight out of town

"Company policy clearly states"
The boss went on,
"You can't wear mittens, tutus, or skates.
But you must above all wear bottoms and tops
This just isn't right, I'm calling the cops."

Well, Darcy Lee didn't want to go to jail
He knew that his wife would pay his bail, again
Darcy Lee said, "I left in a rush
I left in a hurry
I'll fix the problem, don't you worry

I'll get some bottoms to go with my tops
Whatever you do, don't call the cops, again."

He ran to the supply room
and closed the door
He grabbed paper, tape, staples and more

He scissored and taped
He stapled and binded
He used all the supplies
He ever could finded

When Darcy stepped out
What a magnificent sight!
The pants were made of paper, bleached white
The staples gleamed in the fluorescent light
He almost looked normal, but really not quite

The boss said, "Nice job, now get back to work.
I don't pay you to stand around and look like a jerk."
So Darcy went back to his desk with a skip
And when he sat down, he heard the sound - RIP!