Hairy Soap

It's best if you just don't ask about this one.

HAIRY SOAP

Hairy soap! Hairy soap!
I don’ want your hairy soap
What do you think I am,
Some kind of idiot?

Hairy soap! Hairy soap!
I can’t use your hairy soap
Won’t you wash it
And hang it on some kind of string?

Hairy soap! Hairy soap!
Get some help for this hairy soap
Can you call the priest, or minister?

Hairy soap! Hairy soap!
I’m totally grossed by this hairy soap
Quick, call me a therapist
Cause I just can’t, like, deal with it