Stupid things people say

Hello, and welcome to the first edition of Stupid Things People Say! A public forum for discussing how moronic the general public is. While attending a high school basketball game recently, the following comments were heard, shouted rather loudly by parents apparently living out their high school sports fantasies through their offspring:

"Rebound, rebound!"
"Ref are you blind?!"
"Get the ball!"
"Shoot!"

The last two are my favorites. I can see a bunch of freshmen standing on the court scratching themselves and wondering what to do next. Then, all of a sudden, a loud-mouthed woman in the 12th row screams, "Get the ball!" The youngsters spring into action, as they now ralize what they are to do.

Stay tuned, I have a good feeling there will be future installments of Stupid Things People Say!